Hola from my round pool that I play in every day…it’s been a few weeks so I figured all of you are wondering what I’m up to nowadays.
Well, I’m 15 weeks old as of tomorrow. Time seems to be flying by! I hope my future parents realize this and get a move on to setting up a pretty sweet bed for me. (A DRY one will be nice). All I do now is float around in amniotic fluid! Not only do I float around in fluid, I’m now starting to breathe it in…let’s talk about me for a bit:
I’m probably the size of an apple or an orange… 4 in-4 1/2 in. I am getting huge! (At least the warden thinks this is big). My legs are now getting longer than my arms and all of my joints are now fully functional. I am so about to get into full ninja-mode up in here! My eyes still don’t open but if you shine a light on the outside, I should react to it. My skin is paper thin and has tiny little hairs all over it…just when I thought I was looking ‘more human’. It even has a name…’lanugo’. Whatever. But, that should all be gone by the time I make my grand entrance and I should be as ‘smooth as a baby’s bottom’… Haha…I crack myself up sometimes! I’m developing taste buds and scalp patterns, but I’m still bald on top. (sexy mental picture, I know).
The warden just keeps expanding. (At least that’s what I HEAR…quit the complaining lady!). But, from what I gather she’s still trying to keep it healthy and get her crossfit on so she can bring it all back together when I quit taking over her body. I’m poking out a little now in the front so she’s starting to actually look a little prego. I keep practicing some acrobatics but she’s not sure if she’s feeling it or not. Like I mentioned earlier, full ninja is coming soon so maybe in my next report she’ll feel me. She did hear my heartbeat Monday and everything is good…*smile.
On a more interesting note, the folks are going back to the other doc that was poking at me last time (bastard) in two weeks so I have some time to figure out those hand gestures I told you guys about last time. This time he’s gonna see what I got going on ‘down there’. I can’t see anything yet (hello fused-shut eyes), but I’m sure it’s pretty amazing since it’s such a big deal. The warden is counting down the days. I guess my next email will be pretty interesting!
Well, that’s it for now….till next time!
~BN~
Sent from my sac.
